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CHRISTIAN QUOTES ON Humorous. Part of a large selection of Christian quotes and sayings in a variety of topics by famous people, authors, theologians, pastors, preachers, teachers, and other notable Christians.


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Swallowing your pride seldom leads to indigestion.
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How to trap an atheist: Serve him a fine meal, then ask him if he believes there is a cook.
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Epitath: Here lies an atheist; all dressed up and no place to go.
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Sin wouldn't be so attractive if the wages were paid immediately.
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Many who plan to seek God at the eleventh hour die at 10:30.
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In marriage there are three rings - the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring.
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A husband is one who stands by you in troubles you wouldn't have had if you hadn't married him.
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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
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Knitting gives women something to think about while they are talking.
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He that but looketh on a plate of ham and eggs to lust after it hath already committed breakfast with it in his heart.

    Author: C.S. Lewis

Don't use words too big for the subject. Don't say 'infinitely' when you mean 'very'; otherwise you'll have no word left when you want to talk about something really infinite.

    Author: C.S. Lewis

It's so much easier to pray for a bore than to go and see one.

    Author: C.S. Lewis

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