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Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it and that a very severe one.

    Author: Hannah More

Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.

    Author: Zig Ziglar

Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage; and half shut afterward.

    Author: Thomas Fuller

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir.

    Author: Thomas Fuller

All thing I thought I knew; but now confess, the more I know I know, I know the less.

    Author: John Owen

I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US congress.

    Author: Ronald Reagan

Most of you are so young you don't know who I am, and that's good.

    Author: Jim Bakker

God likes a little humor, as is evidence by the fact that he made the monkeys, the parrot -- and some of you people.

    Author: Billy Sunday

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