 By perseverance the snail reached the ark. Author: Charles Spurgeon |
| Women, can't live with them, can't live without them. Author: Desiderius Erasmus |
| I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. Author: Francis Bacon |
| Lying in bed would be an altogether perfect and supreme experience if only one had a colored pencil long enough to draw on the ceiling. Author: G.K. Chesterton |
| Man is an exception, whatever else he is. If he is not the image of God, then he is a disease of the dust. If it is not true that a divine being fell, then we can only say that one of the animals went entirely off its head. Author: G.K. Chesterton |
| Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. Author: G.K. Chesterton |
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| Never invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear. It annoys them very much. Author: G.K. Chesterton |
| New roads; new ruts. Author: G.K. Chesterton |
| The only way of catching a train I have ever discovered is to miss the train before. Author: G.K. Chesterton |
| The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. Author: G.K. Chesterton |
| The formula 'Two and two make five' is not without its attractions. Author: Fyodor Dostoevsky |
| When I was young, I said to God, "God, tell me the mystery of the universe." But God answered, "That knowledge is reserved for me alone." So I said, "God, tell me the mystery of the peanut." Then God said, "Well George, that's more nearly your size." And he told me. Author: George Washington Carver |
